4 Month Doctor Visit! (And two month visit recap).

At two months, Titus, Erin and I went to the Pediatrician for his check up. The check up uncovered some things that were great, upsetting and revealing.

First, that Titus was totally healthy. He was good to go. He was thriving. All my prayers had been answered with this one.

The upsetting thing, to me, was that he was in the 25th percentile of height and weight for his age (10lbs 11oz and 22" long). To my knowledge, this means that 75% of healthy babies were bigger than he was. The Doctor assured me that small babies don't necessarily turn out to be small adults and that his height and weight matched so there was no malnourishment going on; just small. Here is why this was upsetting to me. First, his name is 'Titus.' That is a big name to live up to. It is huge. I am afraid that he will be dwarfed by his name. That he will live in the shadow of it like the other Baldwin brothers do Alec. But most importantly, I want his future to be open. I am a sociology major. I know the power of roles and perceptions and the looking glass self and stigma etc. I know the way appearances lock us in and bind us. I know how harsh children can be. Plus, with a dad like me, he is going to need all the chances he can get. So I want Titus to have choices. I want him to be big enough to play sports if he wants but also free enough to choose to be a nerd if he wants. Neither of these should be forced on him. I have no idea if that makes sense to anyone but myself but there it is. (What I secretly hope is that he chooses to be a nerd, bookish, poetic, musician, romantic, intellectual type because let's be honest this persona comes with enough hardship to create humility, enough passion to be effective in important things and enough confidence in the mind to be interesting and successful. Not that I am judging anyone else or their kids, this is just what I desire for myself and family. I mean, being a band kid meant social disenfranchisement but what awesome kids most of us are, to me).

The most revealing part of this 2 month visit was the shots part. Titus needed two shots. I was so concerned because Erin and I talked before hand and I thought I was going to have to be the strong one seeing our one and only son get poked by needles until he screamed. I imagined my wife needing to be restrained as she would be distraught with empathy and sadness over her baby boy getting stabbed,  completely forgetting the fact the she works at the hospital and sees people's insides all the time in surgery, and that I was the one with the over reacting empathy and queasy stomach As we geared up for the shots, I thought mom should take a back seat and I would let Titus hold my hand. The first shot went in. He squeezed my index finger as he looked up, staring off into nowhere, with his concerned face like, "What was that very unpleasant feeling in my thigh? I hope that doesn't happen again" (although he didn't know any of those words, I am a dad and can read those kind of things). Erin and I were relieved, he seemed more angry and puzzled then upset. But then the second one. They stuck it in and he went off like an alarm clock, only this alarm clock broke my heart into a million pieces. I knew he needed the shots. But I was the one who teared up. I was the one who almost lost it. I scooped him up and we both cried. I much more subdues and teary eyed, he screaming at the top of his lungs. Mom was shaken up, but much stronger than both of us. She held it together and comforted both of us. It was from then on I realized that I was hooked. I was in love with this crying, bald little man. He had my heart.

The screaming stopped only momentarily. We came home after visiting Great Grandma Judie and Titus woke up from his nap screaming bloody murder. We couldn't sooth him. We tried everything from warm compresses to considering medicine. But since he was so young and he winced/ cried at the touch, we were forced to try our sure fire back up; the bath. He loves the bath and it calms him right down. The bath calmed him long enough for us to look on the internet for a solution (how did parents do this before computers?) and most the answers were basically to hold him and let him cry it out. We gave him a bottle, his other favorite, and he fell asleep. His is the frantic facebook message I shot out to my friends with kids:

"Titus just got his first shots (2 month) and he cried some after the shot (understandably)... He took a half hour nap after getting home and being fine. When he woke up he started screaming inconsolably (no food, pacifier, or rocking). He slept again through our dinner and then woke up screaming again. We bathed him and he cried through the bath (uncharacteristic) but calmed down. We bottle fed him (his go-to soother). He is now sleeping.

He has no fever and I have internet researched this and people say it is normal.

I am wondering if this happened to you and what did you do? Have any of you given your two month old Tylenol or Motrin? Any advice? ...

At the very least, be praying for us!"

By the time people responded, he was all better. The next day it was like none of it ever happened.

By now you're saying, "But this blog is entitled '4 Month Doctor Visit!' where is the 4 month stuff?" If you thought that, then just close your browser window and leave. Just go. I have had enough of your second guessing... I am sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. You can stay.

Well... anyway, today we had our 4 month appointment. We had 5 things on our mind. (1) His head seemed to be flattening out in the back now that he is moving it more. (2) He has a slight rash that keeps appearing in the man region. (3) Should we be giving him some water since it has been so hot and all the 'wisdom' we keep getting from the older generation points that way? (4)The SHOTS!!!! (5) His percentile of weight and height. 1-3 were answered very quickly without much discussion. But 5 came up. Titus is huge now. For height, he is in the 50th percentile (25.25") which I assume is about average. His weight is 15lbs 10oz putting him in the 75th percentile; translation "big." You think I would be happy, right? Wrong. Now I am concerned we packed on too much weight to which my wife replies, "Is there any weight you will be happy with?"  Sure, but I just want to be cautious about weight gain for the same reasons I don't want him too small. Not that I am some body-image-conscious jerk, it is just that I want to be doing the right thing and have no idea whether I am or not. Surely I will love him just as he is until my dying breath. Doc said he will burn some off when he starts to crawl and that we should stop feeding him just to soothe him.

But then the SHOTS!!! By four months, some doctors say it is ok to give babies some medicine a half hour before shots to ease the shock and pain. I don't know how I feel about all that yet, both ethically and for his physical health, but last time was still fresh in my mind. I had gotten some that day and we gave it to him in the parking lot so that no one would see us doing it. We had hoped that it would minimize the effect for our beloved son. I was relieved to see only two shots but still... two. The first one went easy. He didn't even scrunch up his face to which the nurse replied, "Yeah, most babies do fine with this one." Hey nurse lady, my son just got a shot and didn't cry. But thanks for throwing a big wet towel on the parade. She then proceeded, "It's this next one they don't really like so much..." First of all, these needles are huge. Like index finger size... well... maybe not that big, but huge. And secondly, they push it all the way into the thigh. And these things are long. Like 60th percentile in height if there were such a thing in the needle world. And they really do go all the way in. So, on the second needle stick, he bellowed. He cried like a baby. I scooped him up and shed my tear with him. But we were much better this time. The hardest part was that by 4 months he had a more developed tear duct system than at 2 months. Either way, we knew this was the best. Then the nurse said, "You don't have to leave right away if you want to nurse him." He wasn't hungry nor did he need to be nursed, but we knew it would make him feel better so we stayed to make him feel better. And that is why he is in the 75th percentile in weight and will probably develop some weird mother/ food/ comfort habits. But until then, I consider it a pretty successful trip.

It is 3:30 am the next morning and he has been fine. A little fussier last night, but all in all no screaming or sensitivity to the touch. I love my little buddy. He is a blast.